How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide to arguing politics, filled with irrefutable wisdom and damning facts guaranteed to bait and baffle right-wing blowhards everywhere.

This irreverent yet practical guide is essential reading for unpracticed neophytes and seasoned politicos alike — the perfect primer for anyone who's ever fantasized about smacking sense into a misguided conservative adversary.

With the help of the tips and tricks in this book, we'll show you how to confidently tangle with conservatives in any situation — from surviving family sparring matches to engaging in Internet flame wars, or even what to do if you're sleeping with the enemy.

You'll also find pearls of political wisdom sprinkled throughout the book from the likes of  Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, and Dave Barry.

If you've had it with fanatical, puritanical, war-agitating, Constitution-trampling, FOX News-worshiping right-wing nutjobs, it's time to do you part to defend America, one argument at a time.