The Conservative Insult Generator

If you can't beat someone in an argument, all is not lost. You can still call them vile names. Use this handy tool to generate random insults to hurl at all those “unmedicated, Fox News-parroting assclowns” or “brainwashed, fact-loathing wackjobs” in your midst. Think of it as your very own Magic Hate Ball.

Generate a Random Insult

The Conservative Insult Generator is based on "125,000 Ways to Insult Conservatives," as featured in How to Win a Fight with a Conservative.

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Revised & Updated for the 2012 Election!